"I’m hungry, but there’s nothing to eat even though the fridge and pantry and cabinets and house is stocked with copious amounts of food."

An excessively long quote that holds no wisdom but so much truth by me.  (via illumnus)

(via parkingstrange)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via kingtrashmouthisgay)

breakingbag:

my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

(via date)